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    April 03

    oh geez!!!

    my mom and i were watching martha stuart (shes my moms idol) in the basement when our old wood stove started clinking and making these odd scratching noises. mom dint notice until i muted the TV so we figured it was a bat, and it would fly back up eventually. 2 hours later i was typing up a paper when i heard a huge thump, so i turned to the stove, and a big black head was squirming through the doors of our stove! so i screamed and ran into my moms room and slammed the door tight behind me. mom hung up the phone and i yelled "IT'S COMING IT'S COMING!!! THE BAT IS GONNA GET ME!!!!" so i told mom to get a tote and i would help her trap it. so as we got it cornered in the stove, mom looked in and said, "oh amy, its just a little baby bird." but suddenly a HUUUUUUGE black "crow-like thng" shot past her, and i screamed and ran away, again. it kept smacking its head into the window so we thought we would hurry it up before it killed itself. so we tried over and over to get the bird into the tote but it just wouldn't go, and when we got realllly close, i looked down and the biggest wolf spider i had ever seen crawled into view on the tote, so of course, being me i abandoned the tote and ran out of the room! mom started yelling so i quickly ran back and made sure tht the creepy spider was gone, but mom let go and said, "oh god, we killed it!" so i ran back over, and the huge bird almost smacked me in the head, it DEFINITELY was NOT dead!!! it perched on the TV and i was ducking for cover and runing in circles (not exactly sure y i was freaking out at... the time it was scary!) the it went around again and swooped towards me into my moms room again, but into the bathroom this time, and my mom found a garbage can and trapped the bird finally and we realized.... windows open, so we let it free and it was unharmed but i will never think of birds the same ever again, i am scarred for life!!!!
    i only wish i had a video camera....